Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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