You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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