Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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