i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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