why didn't you poke me back
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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