he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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