Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Help. Why am I so naked?
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