so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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