he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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