Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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