Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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