Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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