Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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