I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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