...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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