So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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