very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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