'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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