And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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