so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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