jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
foreskin is a definite game changer
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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