Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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