and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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