I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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