I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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