I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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