I have demons in me.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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