I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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