I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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