why didn't you poke me back
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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