i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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