Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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