PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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