Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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