i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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