Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My dick has a subreddit
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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