What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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