East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
jump out the window naked night went bad
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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