I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm like, not good at living.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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