I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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