well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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