Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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