no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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