you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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