I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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