over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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