And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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