Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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