Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
