but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Alive.
So much puke
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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